STUFFING THE TURKEY

**HO HO, I GOT HOES**

Chee... what a dork. Sitting at home on my pc typing memos out on my busted laptop just before i leave for a family full day of food,wine and wrapping paper. I must say when I was young I would have been jumping through the roof, intisapating the full event to come. Now, as im older, that feeling is more subdue and lacking. Not saying im not looking forward to spending time with my family and friends, i am actually, its just the whole festive spirit is gone, i guess. I do miss that feeling. I remember, when i was a lighty my mother would have to put me to bed at lunch time because i would be so excited for the night ahead. funny. I would lie in my bed, with my eyes wide open thinking off all the presents i would open. My imagination would race away as dreams of wrapping paper flying through the sky, as I ripped and teared through millions of gifts. Loved it. My mother didnt. Hyper kid doing his nut for china junk. haha. i love you mom.

Anyways in the spirit of things here is a few free legal gift for you all.

Merry Christmas to the one person reading this... your a legend!!

ED

.::MU::SIC::.

CHRISTMAS GLITCH

(thanks to doktor krunk)

Ben Samples – Motorthroat - Extremely MAN bass

Subvert – Shoota -MONSTER bassss, dubstep / glitch soundz with great riddim / jive

Oscure - BassFace (Stephan Jacobs Remix) - Dirthy, filthy bassline. MONSTER GOES RARRRR.

NastyNasty - Total Shortage - NastyNasty is doing it again. Recently came across this guy and haven't turned anything down. MASSIVE MONSTER MASSIVE

Vinyl Blight - Bootycore - This one is a properly glitched, and seriously cut-up remix of Milshake by Kelis.

Ok I gotta go and get stuffed

AMPED

TODAY I FOUND: c:\musicvideos

**ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT**

Recently I've been wanting a bit of change, So I decided to get my ears back in tune with some musical lyrics, as I've been very busy getting my head caked in with way to much monster bass and rush me DOOF DOOF. I quite enjoyed my little adventure. This is what i found



THINK ABOUT LIFE - SWEET SIXTEN

http://www.myspace.com/thinkaboutlife

I really find myself bobbing my thick skull to this. happy, catchy and super jive makes me wanna jump and clap, song.I do like this.

MIIKE SNOW - BLACK AND BLUE

http://www.myspace.com/miikesnow

This has been a long time favourite of mine and my flat mates. Earthdance theme song (A quick shout out to the A13 MASSIVE)

DANANANANAYKROYD - BLACK WAX

http://www.myspace.com/dananananaykroyd

Dananananaykroyd are six friends from Glasgow specialising in all-or-nothing clanging rock and indie-pop hardcore which will improve your life ten-fold. You've been taught.

PETER BJORN AND JOHN - NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

http://www.myspace.com/peterbjornandjohn

Too cool, I wish I was Asian

THE MONSTER AWARDS FOR WORST MOVIE TRAILERS OF ALL TIME

**MONSTER AWARDS**

2009

The Monster Awards goes out once a year for the most inspirational online entertainment I can find. This year the theme for the awards was 'Movie Trailers' and I had to select the top 5 titles I though suited the theme. This is what I found.

Enjoy

Evil Bong (2006)

Coming in at number 5 is 'EVIL BONG'

A stoner flick about dumb kids getting crunk with dagga junk. Got some old school favorites in it, Tommy Chong from Cheech and Chong, but all in all, it doesnt offer much...except for face eating boobies See for yourself.

Me & You, Us, Forever (2008)

Whats this? Whats this? Its 'Me & You, Us, Forever' standing in at number 4

If you enjoy chick filcks and crying while eating popcorn, this will take you to the next level and make you wanna ...... mmm just watch this!

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

giant

Lets get ready to ruu mm b b b le ee

Its Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus at number 3

This is the best movie ever...FACT!

Black Dynamite (2009)

Mercy mercy mercy Its 'Black Dynamite' hitting you at number 2

This is an instant classic. The 'Perfect' bad blacksploitaion flick ever!

Trolls 2

The best of the worst, Its Trolls 2 at number 1

This has been voted the best; worst film, cult classic, of modern cinema.

Everywhere i looked online, this film kept on popping up.

Pretty damn random, but its a must see.

MONSTER HITS VOL:1

*SMASHING* TELEVISION SCREENS

(A PERSONAL TRIBUTE TO YOUTUBE)

MIXING THE MIXTAPE: SPL

HONK IF YOUR HORNY.....

.....& LIKE TO DUBSTEP

SPL : Hollow Point Recordings Podcast Vol 3

DOWNLOAD

1> Triage - Debutante [Hollow Point]

2> SFR - Tourette Step [Dub]

3> Noah D - That Hardcore Tune [Subway]

4> 12th Planet & Antiserum - Snack Attack [Hollow Point]

5> SFR - Bit Face [Dub]

6> Bassnectar - Boombox [Noah D Remix] [Child's Play]

7> BSE - The 405 [Shadows of the Empire]

8> SPL & Babylon System - Hypnosis [Hollow Point]

9> Datsik - Mechano [Rottun]

10> Excision - Subsonic [EX7]

11> Ctrl Z & Freestylers - Ruffneck [Excision & Datsik Rmx] [Never Say Die]

12> The Bassist - Bass No5 [Hollow Point]

13> The Bassist & Triage - Always [Hollow Point]

14> Audio - Detekted [Hollow Point]

15> Broken Note Vs MachineCode - Untitled [Dub]

16> SPL - Medusa [Featuring Geno Cochino] [S.C.U.M.]

17> Triage - Comorbid [Dub]

18> The Outside Agency & Mindustries - The Immobilizer VIP [Genosha]

19> SPL & Eye-D - Masters of Rave [Hollow Point]

20> Black Sun Empire & SPL - Crystal Crack [Dub]

21> Clubroot - Sempiternal [SPL Remix] [LoDubs]

22> SPL - Movie Boof [Hollow Point]

23> SPL & Babylon System - On Fire VIP [Hollow Point Dub]

24> Noah D - Seeeriousss VIP [Subway]

25> SPL - Union Jack [Featuring Geno Cochino] [Dub]

26> SPL - Lust [Hollow Point]

27> Broken Note - Let Em Hang [Ad Noiseam]

28> SPL - The Abyss [Hollow Point]

29> SPL - Holy War [Featuring Geno Cochino] [Dub]

PARTY PARTY LETS PARTY PARTY

THIS MONTH PARTY OF THE MONTH THIS MONTH... GOES TOOOO...54321

ARCADE: LOST WORLD

Holly headbangers this is going to be a cooker. With a lineup from Asia, this is going to make a few ladies impregnated. Djs and live acts from the local shores of Cape Town city, this is going to get nasty, dirty and sweaty.

Djs

Slash (Dot) Millionaire
Kennedy
Zim Dolla Bill
Haezer
Bruce Willis??

Vjs

One man horror show

If this aint enough, check out the latest remix from Cyberpunkers on local hero, Haezer.

Haezer - Who The Fuck Is Haezer (Cyberpunkers Remix)

See you children there

ED

MONSTER TOP 5 PRODUCERS OF THE DAY

This is my personal poll on who i think is cutting it in the music scene. I personally only listen to electronic music and not much alternative / rock stuff as i find it kinda dell and not to 'nut grabbing' (kinda ordering a burger without the sauce)

So my top genres at the moment are: Glitch hop, Sludge step (personal favourite), Bassline Electro, Drum & Bass (been loving it since i turned 12), 140bpm Dubstep and Classic Beat (+ - Trip Hop)

Thats it, hands down the best music in the whole universe to go ape flipping mental too. LOVE IT. haha. ok, but more serious, let me get back on track with my top 5 boets (South African term for really solid guy who likes to drink beer, listen to beats and make a BQ aka a braai)

Ladies and gentlemen here they are, the most bloody amazing boets in my life:

1. Slugabed (Sludge / Glitch)

2. Original Sin (Drum & bass)

3. Robot Kotch (Glitch)

4. Blatta & Inesha (Bassline Electro)

5. Datsik (Dubstep)

So yeah, thats that. would love to post some beats or something but i feel i will piss to many people off, so rather go find these guys and buy there music. If you have links or mixes, post them in the comments area.

Boom-a-rang

ED

SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS

BHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

rude, funny, stupid, funny, sexist, wrong, funny

MIXING THE MIXTAPE: MAT THE ALIEN

dubstep, glitch & bassline

DOWNLOAD: http://soundcloud.com/matthealien/podcast-mix-series-1-m-t-a-dubstep-mix/download

MIXING THE MIXTAPE: SLUGABED

SLUGABED MIXTAPE

GLITCH, SLUDGE & BASSLINE

PURE SICKNESS

DOWNLOAD: http://thequietus.com/articles/03311-sonic-router-008-your-dubstep-column-profiles-slugabed

UNTOLD - JAMES BLAKE PANGAEA REMIXES

Anthem time! After teasing us all with inclusions on various mixes, Untold's Hemlock imprint finally drops the massive remixes of 'I Can't Stop This Feeling' from Pangaea and "Stop what you're doing" from James Blake. While both mixes are outstanding in their own right, it's Blake's version that's getting the biggest response, both in the blogosphere and in the dance. He's turned the track into an electro-acoustic animal, sounding something like Joker jamming with Florian Hecker, coaxing out every last bit of visceral synthline bite to fill the groove with technologically enhanced excitement. Meanwhile, by no means letting his side down, Pangaea sends off a pneumatic future garage version with pistoning hi-hats and wriggling subbass made to smack the dance silly. These are two of the most sought-after tracks right now, and should be considered as a buy-on-sight purchase! Killer.

Preview: http://rapidshare.com/files/309390415/Untold_-_James_Blake_And_Pangaea_Remixes-HEK006-Vinyl-2009-SQ.rar

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